Beetlejuice (1988)

Beetlejuice (1988)

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huskdawgzilla:

you’re hired

huskdawgzilla:

you’re hired

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Q
that sounds awesome i really want to go there
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It’s really cool cuz it’s so historic, everyone takes the history really seriously so walking around is like taking a trip through time. It’s really hot and humid but it’s made me realize that I do really well in humid weather. I don’t sweat easily and tend to feel pretty comfortable in 90 degree weather, and my hair doesn’t react to humidity!
I love it here it’s fucking magical


Q
where do you livE? whats it like there? when are you coming back?
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eyeheartguts:

Oh shit when did I get this??

I live in New Orleans, it is rainy and magical here, and I’ll only go back to New York to visit!

megustaelporro

I posted this at a weird time last night so here ya go


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durbikins:

For the past two days, this little dinosaur has been hitchhiking on my side mirror.image

And every time I go back to my car, he’s just chilling on top of the mirror, ready to go.

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The dude’s hella confused though. He sees himself in the mirror and tries to attract himself to himself

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And sometimes it looks like he fell off …

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nope!

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crowdog66:

17000dollars:

mmkayn:

vastderp:

lalaland1212:

theatre-whovian:

vastderp:

Meet the Mona Lisa of the Prado, the earliest known copy of Da Vinci’s best portrait. Similarity in the undersketch of the painting indicates that this was very likely painted concurrently with the original Mona Lisa, by a student of Da Vinci.
There is much controversy in the art world over the question of whether or not to clean the fragile Mona Lisa, but her sister has been restored and some fairly odd later alterations removed to show the original vibrant colors and lighting. Some details, such as the sheerness of her shawl and the pattern on the neckline of her dress, have become utterly obscured in the original, but in the restored copy they’re perfectly clear.
It blows my mind a little bit to look at these two sisters side-by-side and imagine how much vivid detail could be hiding in the Mona Lisa under 500 years of rotten varnish. 

THE COPY HAS EYEBROWS

Your response to a beautiful piece of artwork done by Leonardo Da Vinci himself is “SHES GOT EYEBROWS”. Alright. All intelligent life has been lost.

Yo Snooty McSnotwhine, the Mona Lisa’s vanished eyebrows have been the subject of debate and analysis in the art expert community for hundreds of years, long before your parents squirted water at each other from across the clown car and then honked their bicycle horns to indicate they really wanted to make a smug, insufferable little clown baby together. 

this continues to be the best reply to a criticizing comment on this site

i only have like 5 bookmarks but for some reason this was one of them

Now there’s an insult that was carefully crafted, polished to a high sheen, and presented to the world in a classy black velvet box.
"Honked their bicycle horns…" SLAIN, I AM SLAIN DED!

crowdog66:

17000dollars:

mmkayn:

vastderp:

lalaland1212:

theatre-whovian:

vastderp:

Meet the Mona Lisa of the Prado, the earliest known copy of Da Vinci’s best portrait. Similarity in the undersketch of the painting indicates that this was very likely painted concurrently with the original Mona Lisa, by a student of Da Vinci.

There is much controversy in the art world over the question of whether or not to clean the fragile Mona Lisa, but her sister has been restored and some fairly odd later alterations removed to show the original vibrant colors and lighting. Some details, such as the sheerness of her shawl and the pattern on the neckline of her dress, have become utterly obscured in the original, but in the restored copy they’re perfectly clear.

It blows my mind a little bit to look at these two sisters side-by-side and imagine how much vivid detail could be hiding in the Mona Lisa under 500 years of rotten varnish. 

THE COPY HAS EYEBROWS

Your response to a beautiful piece of artwork done by Leonardo Da Vinci himself is “SHES GOT EYEBROWS”. Alright. All intelligent life has been lost.

Yo Snooty McSnotwhine, the Mona Lisa’s vanished eyebrows have been the subject of debate and analysis in the art expert community for hundreds of years, long before your parents squirted water at each other from across the clown car and then honked their bicycle horns to indicate they really wanted to make a smug, insufferable little clown baby together. 

this continues to be the best reply to a criticizing comment on this site

i only have like 5 bookmarks but for some reason this was one of them

Now there’s an insult that was carefully crafted, polished to a high sheen, and presented to the world in a classy black velvet box.

"Honked their bicycle horns…" SLAIN, I AM SLAIN DED!


evilsoutherngentleman:

kanesus:

why do teenage boys care about if a girl is a virgin or not like are you that eager to be the first to disappoint me 

I have been laughing at this for 19 years.

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